Hah hah hah! That's awesome! And so totally true in the mouse-over text.
People all the time ask me what you do with a geology degree. I answer, anything related to Earth.
I also love it when people ask me, "so where do I find quartz?" to which I answer, "point any direction". (quartz is about the most common mineral in the universe)
Also, when people around here ask, "which is the nearest volcano?" and I point at the nearest hill. (everything between the Sound and the Rockies is potentially a volcano)